There's a little show running this month that we'd like to call "Matt & Ben".
It's about our favorite "Douchebag Faces", Matt Damon [see: Team America: World Police] and Ben Affleck [see: Mallrats], and their happenstance rise to fame and glory. The play follows them from the 'eating-ramen-and-masturbating-on-the-so
If you have a few bucks to spare, come watch this stellar performance. It will change your life. I know that it's already changed mine, and I have only seen the trailer.
It runs from February 8 through February 17. Friday, Saturday AND Sunday, bitches. You can find it at the Freehold Theater at 915 Pine Street - up on Capital Hill. 8pm, so not even past your bedtime.
I'll be there opening night. I better see you there, too. Or else...
Also, read this little article (aka fantasticmotherfuckingreview) posted by the Seattle Weekly (!!!!!!!) about it. It'll knock your socks off. And if you're not wearing socks -- your toes!
But really, you should go, because it's going to be absolutely hilarious. You know I wouldn't pimp it unless I meant it.
((x-posted everywhere I could possibly think of))